Sunday, March 24, 2013

Jokes, Riddles, & Other Funny Things

1. How can a comma save someones life?
I will tell you two sentences with the same words & order with and without the comma.
A. Let's go eat, Grandpa.
B. Let's go eat Grandpa.
As you can see, commas can save peoples lives.

2. Do you know what the digital clock said to it's mother?

Look Mom, no hands!

3. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Then it would be a foot!

4. You go into a house without electricity. You pass through a series of rooms, until you are face to face with a strange man. He tells you that you have to die so he let's you decide between being shoot or the electric chair. What do you choose?

Choose the electric chair; there is no electricity!

5. What does a Sea Monster eat for snacks?

Potato Ships!

New Jokes Coming Soon!

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